AM I THE ONLY ONE

who’s head spins from the absurd notion when people say things like, “If (deceased person’s name) were still alive, today would be his 99th birthday!” ????????

But he’s not alive, so its not his 99th birthday.

Bugger off, you fools.
And Google, you are the top of the heap on this one.

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LOW MAGNESIUM (updated)

Is often a contributing factor for depression. Magnesium, which is an electrolyte, is essential for over 320 processes in the human body. Only a special Magnesium blood serum test called an RBC, ordered by the Dr., can indicate with certainty if levels are deficient (see footnote). This is not a regular blood panel test but a specific test for magnesium levels. Then the Dr. can direct you on what type and how much magnesium to take to get your levels caught back up, monitor that for awhile, then get settled on a lesser daily dosage or stop, depending on how your body keeps its stores of it. Magnesium Glycinate is the most common. If you increase daily intake of magnesium-rich foods and take a Magnesium supplement, you will feel the difference in mood, energy, etc. usually within 24 hours. One way Magnesium serves the body is as a mood regulator. It also is essential for a healthy heart and a deficiency can lead to a multitude of unpleasant mystery symptoms, both mental and physical, that increase over time that can be easily misdiagnosed and overdiagnosed as more serious problems. The fresh produce supply in grocery stores has been found to be severely lacking in magnesium levels as compared to over 2 generations ago.

If you have any or all of these issues below, you are most likely magnesium deficient and cannot merely eat your way back to proper levels without supplementation:

  • You regularly experience high levels of stress.
    (Magnesium is used up to manage stress and needs replenishing.)
  • You take blood pressure medication and/or water pills
    (Blood pressure meds are a form of water pill and minerals like magnesium get eliminated quicker than normal through frequent urination.
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JUST MY OBSERVATION OF SUCCESSFUL STRAIGHT COUPLES I KNOW

They are best friends and like doing activities together.

The man is the head of the household. Men and women are wired differently by nature, yet often are conditioned by the contemporary world to accept a reversal of these roles as “normal”. I have yet to see a successful couple where the woman via career or leisure, regularly leaves the man to sleep in an empty bed at night.

The man warms up (with loving words/gestures) his woman every day and the woman must never stop nurturing and seducing her man. Doing these things regularly makes each want to be with each other when they are apart.

They defend each other’s honor, no matter what.

Blessed are those who find such a symbiotic union.

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MR. SPOCK

Was an Aspie.

  • Loves his Momma
  • Speaks in a monotone voice
  • Says things that are socially awkward
  • Unable to engage in small talk
  • Believes anything that is not the Truth or scientifically sound is not Logical
  • Has difficulty in reading others
  • Always computing or analyzing something quietly in his head to find a solution
  • Being a Science Officer, he knows his way around a woman’s anatomy (just me musing here.)
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OMG

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WELL, THIS EXPLAINS SOME THINGS…

Born 2 months premature, I’m the largest person in my family, even the males, with exception to my paternal Grandfather, who was a giant Cajun. I was wondering where the Viking/Teutonic Amazonian proportions came from. Here’s a glimpse into my 5′ 4″ late mother’s DNA ethnicity:

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I’D JUST GIVE THE SILENT TREATMENT SO THEY’LL THINK THEY’VE LOST CONTACT…

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I’M HEADED INTO TOWN…

Anyone need anything?

Me about 3 years old, on my very first horse of my own,
a miniature named “Smokey”.
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IT MAY HAVE BEEN 2010…

But for whatever reason, I was channeling a 1910’s movie star at my daughter’s wedding at Thornewood Castle. I still don’t get how I can look like different women from one day to the next (my hair was long and micro-braided just days before and in fact thinned my hair out, never again!), and from vastly different eras, no less.

Shapeshifting alien?

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I’M FULL OF SURPRISES…

The picture that triggered a thousand hackers…and spooks.
And now a few coworkers as well, haha.

And I’m not telling why I was authorized to pass through multiple USMC checkpoints deep inside Quantico to stand here many years ago, across from the windy Potomac, but I do remember it was bloody freezing that day, I’m wearing about 5 layers.

Make the FBI Great Again!

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