I don’t do small talk, it’s awkward as hell and suffocating in its own agonizing way if someone tries to force me to engage in boring nothingness. However, there is a weird, rude habit that many adults in my circle do now and I’m not having any of it. What the hell happened to these people? They act like they have the attention span of toddlers.
Conversations are meant to be 2-way. More and more, I’m encountering people who have the inability to listen, seem to be terribly distracted or they talk over me and don’t stop when they realize they’ve overlapped, continuing to drown my voice out, unable to give their undivided attention for even less than 10 seconds when I speak, which is about the average length of my talking before I pause and let the other person respond. I can’t decide if its just bad form or they are of low stock.
Now, when this happens, I just abruptly stop talking, turn and walk away as if a conversation has never even taken place. I don’t care if they realize what they’ve done and try to catch up with me later, I. AIN’T. TALKING. I’ve spent a whole childhood and most of my adult life NOT TALKING and I’m damned good at it. This dysfunctional communication from others has been happening way too often. The worst thing another human can do to me is treat me as if I don’t exist.
Fair warning, my fairweather friends. I’ve been there for you all these years, quietly listening to your nonstop problems. I’m ruthless when I’ve grown weary of the game I ain’t playing in the first place.
Nurse your babies for as long as you can. The act of nursing creates contractions that tighten up yourself after childbirth. Puts everything back in place faster and better than before in most cases. It is Nature’s own pelvic floor exercise.
I will have more to say about nursing babies later.
“If you came to me with a face I have not seen, with a voice I have never heard, I would still know you.
Even if centuries separated us, I would still feel you. Somewhere between the sand and the stardust, through every collapse and creation, there is a pulse that echoes of you and I.
When we leave this world, we give up all our possessions and our memories. Love is the only thing we take with us. It is all we carry from one life to the next.”
Of having postal workers any more when robots could do a better job, without all the back-sassing when you have to call their attention to incidents of their horrible performance and conduct. The USPS is considered a “quasi-Federal” entity and unionization has made them like pedantic children that can’t be corrected or held accountable. No wonder “going postal” has long since entered the American lexicon as someone who is a mentally ill psycho mass killer. I have compiled a long list of misconduct issues for the past 15 years in my small town post office that are unacceptable, specifically matters of egregiously mishandling my mail.
I put a mail hold on before I went on my most recent trip to Texas and after I handed the female postal worker my mail hold card I had filled out, she proceeded to read out loud all my personal details (address, dates starting and ending for the mail hold, etc.) while there were several customers in line behind me, mostly males. I leaned in to her and said this matter requires DISCRETION. She grinned smugly, nodded her head and patronizingly responded “uh huh” several times. I’m not going to elaborate what graphic images were playing in my head, provoked by this obnoxious breach of my privacy and how she thought it was amusing I would be upset.
I may as well have passed out my house keys and alarm code to everyone present.
This could be a hit piece about the news media, but I digress…
DISCLAIMER: I am not a doctor. The following is based on my own experience with an effective, inexpensive and gentle naturopathic home remedy regimen I have followed to eliminate parasites. If you suspect you or your children suffer from parasites, you can consult your doctor for the simple tests and pharma remedies to achieve similar results.
Everyone has parasitic infestation within their bodies. Its unavoidable. But it can be easily treated. Parasites live in your bowels and even your organs like your liver and impair the body’s normal functions. Parasites have been known in rare cases to cross the blood-brain barrier, which can cause serious and even deadly neurological issues.
The persons most likely to be severely infested with more parasites than normal are those who regularly eat raw or undercooked meats/seafood. “Citris Acid Cooking” meat or seafood DOES NOT KILL parasites. Parasites are everywhere and anything from ingesting dirt as a child, eating unwashed raw produce and drinking or swimming in contaminated water can all contribute to parasite infestation in humans.
There are 3 categories of parasites in humans: PROTOZOA: Protozoa parasites are single-celled organisms. Protozoa can only multiply, or divide, within the host. HELMINTHS: These are worm parasites. They are typically visible to the naked eye at their adult stage. Unlike protozoa, they cannot multiply in humans. ECTOPARASITES: These live on rather than in their hosts. They include lice, fleas and mosquitos.
Since we all have parasites, we should have a regimen for eliminating them to reduce their presence. There are some major telltale symptoms of extreme internal parasite infestation:
Chronic fatigue Chronic fevers and chills Chronic insomnia Chronic GI tract conditions Chronic heartburn (GERD) Chronic joint pains that seem to migrate from one joint to another Multiple food sensitivities Chronic hives or skin rashes Chronic overall feeling of unwellness Nutritional deficiencies (Anemia is a common one) Medical conditions that have plateau’d with treatment and cannot seem to be resolved Chronic thick white coating on the tongue, often accompanied by halitosis Grinding teeth during sleep Chronic cravings of sugar or carbs Hard bumps on the face and backs of the arms Itchy butthole at night Restless legs
You can try these 2 simple home tests to see for yourself the parasites that use you as their host:
THE CRANBERRY JUICE STAIN TEST
You’ll need: A half full shotglass amount of Cranberry juice 1 small bowl of water 1 capful of rubbing – isopropyl alcohol (do not ingest!)
DIRECTIONS: Take a half full shotglass of cranberry juice, use like mouthwash and swish around in your mouth for 1-2 minutes without swallowing.
Spit the cranberry juice into the small bowl of water.
Add 1 capful of rubbing alcohol into the bowl.
Wait until the water stops moving and you may notice small red-stained tadpole or wormlike things start to swim around. These creatures are normally semi-translucent, so the cranberry juice is used as a stain. Those are parasites that have entered through your mouth from whatever you have recently ingested or passed from human to human and have not yet made their way to your intestines.
THE FOOT SOAK TEST The bottoms of your feet have the largest pores in your body.
You’ll need: Foot soaking tub or equivalent to where you can put both feet in at once, soles flat down.
DIRECTIONS: Add to the soaking tub: 1 cup of Apple Cider Vinegar 1 cup of Epsom Salts 1 cup of Bentonite Clay 1/2 cup of Baking Soda
Add warm water, enough to cover feet up to ankles and mix well. Soak feet for 15-20 minutes. After this soak, you may see worm-like creatures floating in the water, having come out of the pores at the bottom of your feet.
MY PERSONAL HOME REMEDY REGIMEN FOR ELIMINATING PARASITES AND KEEPING THEM AT BAY.
OIL PULLING WITH UNREFINED COCONUT OIL A daily regimen of oil pulling with unrefined coconut oil is by swishing a tablespoon of the oil in your mouth (without swallowing) like you are using mouthwash, swish for at least 10 minutes. This can bind to any parasites present in the mouth before they can make their way further into your body. When done, spit out the coconut oil into a paper towel or spit outside on the ground. Putting coconut oil down the drains can clog them.
PUMPKIN SEEDS (without shells) I consume DAILY a handful of pumpkin seeds first thing each morning on an empty stomach an hour before ingesting anything else if possible for the best concentration. Pumpkin seeds contain compounds that are deadly to parasites. Papaya seeds are also edible (must be swallowed whole to be effective) and mixed with honey, are a more aggressive cleanse agent, but I prefer the readily available and portable pumpkin seeds. I have had success with both roasted salted pumpkin seeds and the raw version, either seem to do the trick with daily ingestion.
ACTIVATED CHARCOAL GELCAPS Since parasites also cling to heavy metals in the body to avoid being eliminated, I take 2 Activated Charcoal Gelcaps made from coconut shells once per week (taking daily is not recommended). Activated charcoal eliminates heavy metals, which in extreme amounts are as toxic for your health as parasites.
NEXT COMES…THE DIE OFF I recommend when you try the pumpkin seed/activated charcoal regimen for the first time, to do it when you have 2-3 days off from work or anything important. I’ll explain why. What comes next is the DIE OFF. About 2-3 days after starting this parasite cleanse, an overall feeling of low energy and suppression takes place, in other words, you will feel bad enough to want to lay down, but its temporary. This is the body reacting to all the toxic excretions the parasites release as they die. The body becomes temporarily acidic until the next bowel elimination, which will be heavier than normal. After which, an immediate re-surge of energy and well-being returns, often even more than before the cleanse.
FULL MOON CYCLE (Once a month purge or do in conjunction with daily regimen) During the Full Moon, parasites lay eggs to make more parasites. I intensify my regimen during the 5-day full moon cycle as follows: On the 2 days before the Full Moon, on the day of the Full Moon, and the 2 days after the Full Moon, I eat 2 handfuls at once or double the amount of pumpkin seeds per morning. I take 2 Activated Charcoal Gelcaps on the Full Moon and then on the 5th or last day of the cycle.
When parasites are eliminated through your b0wel movements, you will notice alot of things that look like rolled up tomato skins, balled up cotton and coiled up worms. In any case, while these things were alive, they have been excreting their own poop and pee inside you, making your body more acidic on a continuous basis. An acidic body is a body with a compromised immune system making it prone to illnesses like neurological issues, hormone disruptions and chronic diseases. Eliminating parasites regularly will allow your body to become more alkaline and better responsive to medical treatments. It is well established that Cancer itself, cannot exist within an alkaline body.
The car rental place at George Bush Intercontinental didn’t have navi in their pickup trucks as advertised. I’m not a big fan of using the navigation on my phone. Damned if I’m going to get lost on those Commie toll roads, I never drove sub-tropical Texas in my youth and I rarely visited here until recently, so I’m still familiarizing myself with the geography.
The rep asked me why I wanted a Chevy Silverado for my first choice. I told him it was to obviously cowgirl around to impress the locals and haul stuff. He showed me a beast of a BMW X7 large luxury SUV with plenty of cargo room. It must have been the shock of going from 50 degree Washington State weather to “open the oven door and stick your head in high 90s and humid” Texas temperature change that roasted my brain for a minute. My flight had been delayed for over an hour and I needed to be somewhere on time. Ok, what the heck.
So I get the ostentacious BMW and this thang is sexy and its huge. Its a luxuriously-appointed tank and when I started it, I’m thinking, “Wow that engine is QUIET, almost like an EV. I was averaging 85+ miles a hour on the expressways. The car is smooth and has alot of get up and go. Then I realized, “hey, where’s the fuel gauge?” Where is the gas pump symbol lighty thingy? All I see is some strange power meter that keeps rising and falling. WTF, don’t tell me they actually rented me an EV?! Where do I go to charge it back up now? Because I’m gonna drive the hell outta Texas while I’m here.
Don’t panic. Breathe. The dude at the rental desk never mentioned in his pitch, “electric” or “EV” or “hybrid”, so I’m thinking what a sneaky bugger.
Upon arriving at my destination, everyone is impressed with what I’m driving to the point of embarrassing. But something was bothering me, I still didn’t know exactly what I’m driving. I read the owner’s manual nearly cover-to-cover and it sort of sounds kinda like it might be a regular gas car, then I’d read something that alluded to power but there is absolutely no mention of charging or plug receptacle thingys. Then I had the bright idea to open the fuel door and look…and here’s where the scorching Texas heat and my blondeness converge into one big overthinking irrational episode…I actually sniffed the gas cap because I still thought they rented me an EV. I feel like I need a drink at this point because something still didn’t add up.
I actually had to watch a professional review of this vehicle on YouTube to get the straight story. And the answer to the mystery sounds like something hatched from some wussy woke manual…its a “mild hybrid”, wtf, that’s not a good answer. I decided I would pop the hood like a dude and study the guts of this damn thing that has tested my sanity. Then I accidently saw the tag attached to my key fob reads in small print, “Gasoline”. The answer was there all along.
But the hits keep a’coming. My future brother-in-law, who is a pilot, gets in the car and immediately finds the gas pump symbol thingy and fuel gauge on the lower left bottom corner of the dash console, but apparently the steering wheel obscures my view of it while driving. I just met him, this is his first impression of me and he is gonna get a lot of mileage from this gaffe for years to come.
PROS: The BMW X7 has a cloaking device so you can pass up as many Texas state troopers going 85mph as much as you want.
CONS: The key fob is so huge it makes me look like I have an appendage in my pants.
