Category Archives: I WANNA EAT DAMMIT!

WE INTERRUPT THIS VIBE WITH YET ANOTHER PET PEEVE (hey, someone else started this nonsense, this is just how I responded.)

Posted on July 10, 2024 by Lea Savoy

Several times, I’ve been accused by a fellow female diner of eating too fast. What is too fast? Do I need to chew each bite like cow’s cud 42 times before swallowing? Here’s the real story… You, girl, are a … Continue reading →

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THE BEST CONSUMER COMPLAINT MESSAGE EVER

Posted on October 3, 2023 by Lea Savoy
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