THERE ARE FEW LIVING HUMANS I ADMIRE, THIS IS ONE OF THEM…

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I SERIOUSLY CANNOT EXPRESS

How much I hate the telephone and talking on the telephone, let me count the ways…

I yearn for the time when it was safe for me to leave the house without the burden of a cellphone on me, how did I survive without one back in the day? I use my cellphone pretty much as a computer. I hate having to find the least triggering ringtone on my cellphone, yet my landline still has only that one choice that jolts me awake from my trance.

I hate wondering what bad news might await on the other end if I answer it. Facetime is my worst nightmare as a child now realized –having to speak AND have a camera pointed at me at the same time, and phone sex, well, what the hell am I doing? And I HATE political robocalls. When I was a kid, our phone was on a party-line for awhile and it was damned funny to eavesdrop on adults talking about things that should never be said over the party-line telephone. But this fun doesn’t count because I was a passive listener until one of the callers heard my breathing and declared “someone is listening in on us” and then would tell me to hang up.

I’ve never understood the bluetooth earpiece wearers, walking around like Uhura from Star Trek, with a radio antennae sprouting out their heads. Heaven help the obscene phone callers, I have fucked every one of those people’s heads up by making them think I’m the psycho coming for them. I do show mercy to wrong number callers. I have had friends who used to call me to talk for hours because they were “bored”. Bored? Dude, I’ve got 99 things to do here at home right now, I am never bored, what is this bored thing you speak of? Hardly anyone I know calls me as a first attempt, most text as a soft intro, so there’s that. Thank you for respecting that I’d rather text or Facebook message than talk on the damn horn unless its necessary. Boyfriends and close family are the only exceptions to this phone use business. Emailing has gone the way of the dinosaurs. Whatever happened to visiting in person over tea and tiny sandwiches?

Now the washing machine, what a modern marvel, that’s the invention I’m in love with…ahem, mine is a front-load, no agitator, in case you’re wondering.

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HEY UNIVERSE…

Please stop sending my way any bi-sexual men, lesbians, virtual worlder incels and straight males whose equipment is not functioning. You and I are really bad at this together, hence why a professional matchmaker is needed.

I should be flattered that my presence attracts such variety but…damn. I’m not hardwired for any of that.

I know I’m a tomboy-girlie girl hybrid but please…I will repeat my order since you keep getting it wrong. MONOGAMY + Straight taller than me male + Gentleman in the streets, beast between the sheets.

Stop wasting my time by mis-sexering me.





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I CAN’T TELL

If the Mexican Cartel or the Italian Mafia is now heading my union’s international HQ in San Francisco.
The guy who ran uncontested and won in the election last week has a long dossier of improprieties for YEARS as an international HQ union officer.

I guess no honest Alpha male with grit wants that job.
A significant portion of the membership voted for Trump last time and will this time. I got harassed in 2018 when I never admitted to voting for Trump, on the mere premise that I didn’t bad mouth him along with others in the breakrooms. I avoid politics at work.

If I were union President, I’d be busting skulls and seal my legacy to an abrupt end by swimming with the fishes.
Early retirement, get me outta here!

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BETWEEN NOW AND THE END OF 2025

Will be the age of throwing gas on fire around this joint.

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JUST WONDERING

If its a coincidence that bisexuality is rampant within the corrupt ranks of the government, entertainment industries, sports industries and other people in positions of high power, especially those who use coercion and blackmailing as their axis.

Is it because the demonic deity they are beholden to is depicted as trans-bisexual and represents all manner of terrestrial debauchery?

I’m not making this observation from a religious standpoint, these are facts that are coming out as each investigation progresses. Often, religion and worshipping deities leads to fear porn and all manners of mischief.

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APPARENTLY…

An un-vaxxed woman is a desirable trait in this matchmaking thang.
Meaning also = un-vaxxed eggs.

I know why, but the findings are too scary and dismal to note in detail here. People want proof when I say these things. The proof, my dears, is that in the end, I’m intuitively correct before it comes true. One of the issues is the overlords wanted to dramatically shorten the average lifespan to the Dark Ages metric. Hence why mRNA-vaccines were put into circulation. And now I believe they have reduced lifespan of children born from the eggs of C-19 vaxxed women. This is a reminder that mitochondria from the female is passed to the eggs and viruses carried on the mitochondria are known to cause genetic changes. Time will tell the story. REPORT TO THE CAROUSEL, LOGAN…

To alter the human genome in such wicked ways is an abomination. Crimes against humanity.

And with it, a whole bunch of the population bowed to Bill Gates’ extinction kink. Dreadful.

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AMUSING IF IT WERE NOT SO SAD

Kamala will be remembered for screwing up the last 4 years of America when Vice Presidents do not normally have any real power other than in Congressional vote tie-breaking and placeholding in the event a sitting President is impeached, resigns, becomes bedridden or passes away. The Vice President role is primarily one of ambassadorship.

Its as if everyone is treating her like the incumbent President right now and have all but forgotten about the accountability of Joe Biden. Joe didn’t resign, he merely withdrew from the campaign for re-election. I still do not believe he will still be President when we all wake up the morning of January 20th. The Democrats are treating Kamala like she is already taken the oath for the office of the Presidency. For the past 4 years, America has been plunged into a Constitutional crisis as a result of all the shenanigans of the 2020 crooked election.

This is almost like a Mandela effect forming in realtime.

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WHO MADE THIS? LOL!

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HOUSTON, I HAVE A QUESTION…

I understand the closed toed shoes bit for the NASA VIP Tour but nothing says here I am required to wear underwear. I suppose I should, seeing there may be high viewing areas and catwalks.

BREAKFAST WITH AN ASTRONAUT sounds deliciously astronaughty.

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